JUST THINK OVER IT (By Mr. Harish Watts)

*100 Rupiya da note Bahut Zyada lgta ae Jadon "GURUDWARE" Ch dita jaye, Par 100 da teel pawa k fukana Buhat chota lgta ae.*10 Mint da JAPJI SAHIB Padhna Buhat Aukha ae, Pr 3 Ghante di Film Dekhna Boht Aasan.*1 Din Cricket de liye Log Pagal ho Rahe ae Par jadon GURUDWARE di lineThodi lambi ho jaye tan Log tang Aa jande ae.
Ae sms forwd karna Bahut mushkil ae,pr Fizool msg 4wd krna sada Farz ban janda hai.

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Wonderful line of Abdul Kalam: "SAPNA WO NAHI JO NIND ME AYE,SPNE WO HE JISE PURA KIYA BINA NIND NA AYE"============================================================================================================================================== AN ARTIST WAS ASKED AT HIS AWARD FUNCTION:"WHICH IS YOUR BEST PAINTING?" HE REPLIED:"MY NEXT PAINTING" SO LET UR AIM BE BETTER THAN BEFORE=======================================================================
3 log swarg k door pe khade they.God said: Sirf 1 hi andar aayega1st-Mai pujari tha sari umar aapki sewa kiIInd-Mai doctor tha sari umar logo ki sewa ki.IIIrd-Mai TEACHER tha aur maine teaching k sath Census, Election, Seminar, CCE, SSA, Mid day meal, Polio, Health Checkup, Daak, DISE, QMT, FUNDS, Distribution of copies, books, dresses, scholarship, RMSA ...........
God-bas kar pagle Ab rulayega kya?chal andr aa ja.=======================================================================Kya Apne Kabhi Socha H K Hmare Desh Ka Sabse Bada 2G Ghotala Rs 1 Lakh 76 Hazar Crore Ka hai aur Hamare Desh Ki Total Population 121 Crore H. Zara Sochiye 1 Aam Hindustani Ka Isme Kitna Hissa Ayega?The answer is Rs. 1454.54 Crore Every Indian.Jis Desh Me Janta Bhukh Or Berozgari Se Mar Rhi Ho, Us Desh K Hr Insan Ka Itna Paisa Ye Politician Kha Rahe Hain, Ye Sochne Ka Nhi Kuch Krne Ka Time Hai..!=======================================================================Villain : ramdev baba, anna hazareSupporting actor : Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja.Friendly Appearence : RAHUL GANDHICharacterless Actor : N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar & Ajit Pawar.. Spl Lungi dance sequence by : chidambaram..Guest Appearance : AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU...Banking partner : Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, BalwaFinanced By :"POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA" send dis msg 2 every person till our country awake=======================================================================Kya ap jante h 400lakh cr. Agr vapis ayega to kya hoga.1. Bharat financially no. 1 banega.2. Ek jile ko 60, 000 cr. Aur ek gaon ko 100 cr.3. 20 saal tak kisi b tarah ka tax nahi dena padega.4. Petrol-Rs. 25/- ,diesel- Rs. 15/- , Daal-20/- ,Milk- 8/-5. Light ka bill nahi dena hoga.6. Bharat ka bordar charon tarf se china wall se b zyada strng ban jayega.7. Pure desh me 1500 Oxford jaisi university khul jayengi.8. 28,000km. Ki rubar road(as in Paris) taiyar ho jayegi.9. 2,000 hospital (inc. All facility) all medicines Free.10. Aur 95 cr. Logon par apna ghar hoga.
Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae. Go indians GoIt Took 3 Yrs to Arrest Hassan Ali 2 Yrs to Act Against A. Raja, 6 Months to Arrest Kalmadi and

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Only One Day to Arrest 'Baba Ramdev'

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2. Don't Drink APPY FIZZ. It Contains Cancer Causing Agents.
3. Don't Eat Mentos before or after Drinking Coke or Pepsi, because you may die immedately as the Mixture becomes Cyanide.
4. Don't Eat Kurkure & Maggi Because it contains High Amount of Plastic. If U Don't believe Burn Kurkure and U can see Plastic Melting.

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